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May Canna Horoscopes

May Canna Horoscopes

Aries (March 21 – April 19)|
The temperature is rising and so is your outlook stoner Aries.  Overall, optimism will rise throughout the month.  Of course not every day will be sunshine and rainbows, but the cosmic forecast is promising.  Your positivity will attract those who cross your path, and you will be in the unique position to share the good vibes.  During the first week, make sure you toke time to burn one down by yourself.  These moments of meditating, and medicating, without external distractions, will be the time to get grounded stoner Aries.  Find your center, align your chakras, and prepare for the quickly approaching summer!  Sometimes the best way to clear the mind is by getting the room a little hazy.  When the smoke clears, your mindset will be even brighter, and your spirit ever the higher.  

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
Stoner Taurus this month will be an exciting month of progress and adventure.  There may be conflict and tests to overcome, but it will all be worth the ride.  The planets have aligned during the first 10 days of May to send a warm draft of comfort towards the stoner Bull.  It will be crucial during this period to lean into the cosmic support.  Toke time for a solo medicated meditative smoke session with the sacred herb.  The strain does not matter, but the meditative exercise is crucial.  Focus this toking time-out on appreciation and contentment. Appreciate what you have and what you have earned.  The beginning of May is a safe space of self fulfillment.  This important exercise with the sacred herb will give you the confidence, and patience, to move forward undaunted for the remainder of the month.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
Stoner Gemini growth can occur whether we’re ready for it or not.  As you proceed through the final days of Spring, you can expect to undergo a transcendental transformation.  Seeds you planted long ago, lying dormant for longer than expected, will begin sprouting in May.  The cosmos definitely has your back during this season of exceptional growth. With this planetary support, it will be all the more important you stay diligent when it comes to your own self-care.  Don’t be afraid to get your hands dirty stoner Gemini.  A healthy crop does not happen by accident.  You will need to prune diligently and precisely.  While you might feel bare at first, cutting away so many branches, know what will regrow will be healthier, and heartier than ever before.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
Stoner Cancer it is said that April showers bring May flowers.  Sometimes wading through the gloom is necessary to get to brighter skies; but it can be difficult to see the sunny days that await on the other side.  Hang in there my lovely stoner Crab!  The rainy start to your month will soon transition into a time of lasting radiance.  Stop, and smell the flowers stoner Cancer.  Smoke the flowers, and keep those good greens well stocked.  Those who look for greener grasses will find them in your stash jars.  Be on the lookout for those who may similarly be looking under the weather.  Because you were once there, you will be uniquely positioned to uplift those who may be feeling down, and think they should lie low.  With your charisma, and a little herbal inspiration, you can be the chronic catalyst needed to get everyone feeling in higher spirits.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)
Stoner Leo where are you, and where do you want to be?  May will be filled with these types of conundrums that at face value may seem easy to answer, but cosmic clouds of confusion will obscure reality.  Even a confident Lion can be perplexed by a complex puzzle.  This is not the month to charge straight ahead with a confident stride.  Toke time to stop once in a while.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to engage the third eye.  Where are you within your intended plan?  What direction are you headed?  These simple questions, coupled with assistance of the sacred herb should help you navigate through the cosmic clouds of confusion this month.  Just remember stoner Leo, there is nothing wrong with turning around, and taking a different path.  Stubborn Leos will have more obstacles in May than those that self assess, and adjust to changing conditions.

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
Stoner Virgo May promises to be a time of uncertainty:  Cosmic rain, followed by sun rays, followed by cloudy chaos.  But you wouldn’t have it any other way, would you my rambunctious Virgin.  After all, you relish the prospect of a good challenge.  Instead of taking this as an opportunity to flex, use this unique period for introspection.  You are certain to succeed in your endeavors, but challenge yourself by reaching your successful ends through creative means.  Sacred Sativa strains should be your signature smoke this month.  Invoke the sacred herb, and rise above the cosmic haze.  Don’t indulge knee-jerk reactions, but be ready to employ your own unique, unconventional, methods to solving particularly troublesome problems.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)
The sphere of love will require some work in May, and a lot of patience.  There will be moments of vertigo, where your emotional navigational skills lose all bearings.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to catch your breath, and regain your footing.  Much like that bowl at the end of the day:  You can look forward to it, but you have to wait.  Once that pipe is in your hands, the magic of the sacred herb will take you away to your safe space.  The emotional mystery of May will be much the same as that long wait for that end of the day smoke session.  Trust that your navigational bearings will return to you, and the intentions, and directions, of your cannabis companion will once again become clear.  Steady the ship, batten down the hatches, and trust calm waters lie ahead.  

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
Stoner Scorpio the month of May will be quite an adventure.  It is likely you will feel every emotion as you fly high on the terrestrial spectrum.  As long as you keep your head while you are feeding your consciousness, May should be an enjoyable flight.

But this month is a tricky high.  Ups and downs will roll in and out like a potent edible.  Maintain balance amid shifting landscape with a balanced hybrid strain.  This should smooth out the potential to swing too far in one direction.  The key to a roller coaster emotional time period is to prevent the highs from becoming so high as they create a calamitous fall, and to stave off an emotional downward spiral of despair.  Remember stoner Scorpio, you can’t see where you are going with your head in the clouds.  Even when you are at your depths of emotional tolerance, there is always a new landscape around the corner.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
Stoner Sagittarius this month will truly define who you are as the Archer of the Zodiac.  Cosmic support will free your terrestrial travels to match your internal desires.  But make sure there are more than just arrows in your quiver.  In May, you will be slinging frosty dank nugs along with those darts.

Yup, it is time to come out of your shell stoner Sag.  The universe is sending cosmic support for a confident stride in May.  Toke it up with the smoke circle without inhibitions.  Flex and flirt with a carefree attitude.  You are the Archer!  Sling those arrows with positive intent, and they will be sure to find their mark.  During this time, who knows who you will hit when you pop off, but it will surely be fun.  Just remember, confidence with care is the key.  Keep collateral damage to a minimum.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)
Stoner Capricorn sometimes universal influence sends you a bag of bunk weed.  It’s how we react to a cosmically inspired bunk situation that leaves us open to a universal gift of a big bag of majestic sacred herb.  April may start off with a few stems, but if you keep it positive there will be big frosty buds the remainder of the month. Keep calm and puff on stoner Capricorn.

Much like the theme of the month, resiliency takes precedent in the workplace.  Squabbles and setbacks are sure to cloud the room in the early portion of April.  Toke time to meditate with the sacred herb after the work day is done. The perspective changing effects of the sacred herb will help approach the next day with a resolute attitude and solution oriented vibe.  The same people or factors that may cause a sticky situation early in the month might be the very same who grease the joints later in the month.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)
Hold on stoner Aquarius, May is sure to be a wild ride.  Sometimes the smoke circle can be the source of great inspiration, and wonderful humanitarian support.  And then other times the smoke circle can be the source of great frustration, and terribly dramatic obstacles.  May will be like a wild ride on that potent edible:  Moments of wonderment waiting for the next cosmic wave, mixed in with moments of terror also waiting for the next cosmic wave.  The experiences within the smoke circle will match this uneasy and unexpected bag of baked cannabis creations.

Pieces (February 19 – March 20)
Stoner Pisces those perfect, frosty nugs do not happen by accident. To produce those extra kind cannabis buds, it takes diligent work and a thorough eye.  The same applies to your interactions with your fellow tokin’ terrestrial astronauts.  Results are in your hands stoner Pisces.  You have in your control the ability to heal or hold back.  During this season of growth, remember to use your powers for the better.  This applies not only to your influence upon others, but in your own efforts of self betterment.  Early and often this month, settle into your sacred smoke spots, and spark up.  Those around you will be expecting you to bring your A-game, and you will not disappoint.  On the journey this month, be mindful:  Obstacles will occur; but with proper preparation you will be ready, and more than able, to burn through anything that stands in your way.  

Credit & Reference from stonerhoroscope.com, Check out to read your April Horoscope in more detail.

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